Blastoise's Lake
Blastoise: So... this is the famed Specter.

spyghostspecter:

”..It seem my reputation had preceded me.. Anyhow, who do I have the pleasure of speaking to?”

Blastoise: I have no formal name, but my acquaintances call me Blue. I have heard that you are quite the master manipulator, but I feel that I have nothing to worry about, based on what I’ve been through.

(Private rp with blastoiseblue)

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(Neptune is just wandering around a lake somewhere) Geez I’m bored. When  will something just happen? (He slumps onto a rock)image

*A bullet whizzed past Neptune’s head, but before the mystery sniper could get another shot off, a Nydus Worm emerges from underneath you, and swallows the empoleon, surprisingly he doesn’t get harmed*

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Hey Blast, what the heck dude? You nearly killed us! (He gets the shot) What’s this?

Blastoise: As you may have been told, I have been recently infused with Zerg DNA, allowing me to manifest certain Zerg traits, such as extreme power, regenerative abilities, and a tough exoskeleton when I need them. I am also able to temporarily succumb to the infection, turning myself into a powerful being. The thing about this, however, is that I need to be in a relatively calm state when I do this, or else I end up a raging monster, where I act on instincts. The injection you just got is similar, but instead of infecting your DNA, the injection simply registers you as a Zerg ally, so that you won’t be attacked.

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(Neptune is just wandering around a lake somewhere) Geez I’m bored. When will something just happen? (He slumps onto a rock)image

*A bullet whizzed past Neptune’s head, but before the mystery sniper could get another…


I’m fine. Just confused. How the heck did I get here?

Infested Marine: As soon as our overseers reported dominion assassins converging on your location, we sent a nudes worm to your location. My fellow infested Terrans are setting up an ambush as we speak, but we don’t have access to the advanced Zerg strains, and we only have infested marines.


Okay… Hey Blast, I never knew you were part of an army.

Blastoise: It’s not exactly an army, but more of a swarm of aliens. They used to assimilate planets, but they have started a war against an even greater evil. I have recently joined them and have been able to retain my free will. These dominion assassins- *The Nydus Worm gets killed, and Blastoise gets ejected while you get pulled further down the worm, only to emerge from another one on an overlooking cliff, from where you see Blastoise and a copy of you getting dragged to an interrogation chamber. The Infestor from way earlier pops up right next to you and watches. *

(Neptune sees the imposter and Blastoise) Hey little guy, what the heck is going on. Is that supposed to me?

Infestor: That is actually a changeling, a zerg unit that can take on the appearance of others. *A dominion raven flies overhead* It would seem a as if our secret weapon has arrived. *The infestor suddenly tackles you onto the ground, narrowly pushing you out of the way of a piercing round, and a Dominion ghost appears behind you* Dominion ghost: You have caused too many problems for the dominion. *He lines up an armor-piercing shot* I’m gonna enjoy this… *The ghost stops for a second, and answers a transmission* Yeah, what is it… What do you mean “It made fools of us all? *At that moment, the raven shifts to a blue color instead of red, and 10 more ghosts are revealed surrounding you, but 20 hydralisks emerge from the ground, tearing all but one ro shreads* How did it betr- *The ghost gets cut off when he gets blown up by a seeker missile* Raven: HAVE YOU REQUESTED ASSISTANCE?

Yeah… That would be good dude. Wait.. Why would a changeling take on the form of me? And what the hecks happening to Blastoise down there?!

Infestor: The changeling is basically a “Dead ringer” to make the dominion assume that they have you. Blastoise has recently been infused with Zerg DNA to increase his healing and combat abilities. *A sound that seems to be a twisted cross between Blastoise’s cry and the roar of an Ultralisk emanates from the camp* Looks like our “friends” are about to get some problems.

Heh,heh,heh. You’re right there dude. Blastoise is gonna kick them into next week!

Infestor: Yeah… but with the stress of the moment, I’m not even sure if he’s going to stay rational or act on Zerg instincts. Remember, most Zerg are mindless creatures, and very few of us are able to think for ourselves. This is the first time Blastoise has gone through the transformation with so many hostiles in the area, so he could be going berserk- *The Infestor is interrupted by the changeling landing right in front of you* He’s definitely berserk. *He addresses the changeling* Get back to the hive. Changeling: It seems that the blastoise is hostile to anything that is not Zerg. I’ll report back to- *The changeling gets crushed underfoot by a dominion Thor* Thor pilot: Time to go to wherever you Zerg go when you die! *The thor aims one of it’s cannons at you* I’m going to enjoy watching you suffer!

Alright that’s it! (He launches a full power hydro pump at the Thor, causing it to gain a giant hole in the middle and fall apart.) Alright, now what are we gonna do about Blast? We can’t just leave him there or we’ll be next!

Raven: THERE IS A PROTOSS WARP SIGNATURE IN THE AREA. WE NEED TO DISTRACT BLASTOISE UNTIL OUR REINFORCEMENTS ARRIVE. WHEN THAT HAPPENS, INFESTOR WILL IMPLANT A ZERG SIGNATURE INTO YOU. *You hear the robotic sound of the Thor’s computer behind you* Thor AI: Immortality Protocol activated *Robotic arms extend from the wreckage of the Thor, and start repairing it* Thor Pilot: Try that again, penguin! *The Thor aims it’s two arm-mounted cannons and it’s four shoulder-mounted cannons at you, ready to fire if you attack again. At the same time, Blastoise is now charging towards you, and there isn’t much time before he will reach the clifftop you are on*

Oh Arceus! What do i do? (With no other choice Neptune jumps off the cliff, sliding down using his sharp flippers) Catch me if you can!

*The Thor jumps down in front of the cliff and aims at you, but then the Infestor gets the Thor with a Neural Parasite* Thor Pilot: ASSIMILATION SUCCESSFUL*The Thor turns around and meets the rampaging blastoise head-on and pushes it back. At the same time, a warp rift appears next to the fight* Blastoise: GRRRRRRAAAAAA! *He manages to crush the Thor into pieces before turning towards you, while the silhouette of a large object appears in the warp rift*

*pant* *pant* Well that didn’t work. What the heck is that!?

Infestor: That, my friend, is a Protoss Colossus. This particular one is an ally, and we managed to make a warp beacon. Colossus: -Hostile detected. Attempting non lethal attack- *The Colossus fires a beam of energy, burning Blastoise and forcing him to back off* Raven: NOW IS THE TIME FOR THE CONVERSION. Infestor: This may sting a bit. *And with that, a Zerg marker is injected into your body. Seeing no immediate threats (The Colossus and Raven were already registered as Zerg allies) Blastoise calms down, and a nydus worm emerges form the ground, and a Zerg Overlord appears overhead, next to the Raven. The Overlord sends a signal to Blastoise, triggering his transformation back to normal* Blastoise: Ugh… Never do that to me again! Infestor: Sorry, I didn’t think anything would go wr- *Blastoise punches the Infestor in the face* Blastoise: You have no idea what it felt like, having your conscience locked up while you attack everything that moves* Infestor: The rage was a side effect of you transforming in a torture room. You will be calmed soon. Blastoise: CALM?! YOU DON’T KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORD C- *The Infestor hits Blastoise with a fungal growth! rooting him in place*

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(Neptune is just wandering around a lake somewhere) Geez I’m bored. When will something just happen? (He slumps onto a rock)image

*A bullet whizzed past Neptune’s head, but before the mystery sniper could get another…


I’m fine. Just confused. How the heck did I get here?

Infested Marine: As soon as our overseers reported dominion assassins converging on your location, we sent a nudes worm to your location. My fellow infested Terrans are setting up an ambush as we speak, but we don’t have access to the advanced Zerg strains, and we only have infested marines.


Okay… Hey Blast, I never knew you were part of an army.

Blastoise: It’s not exactly an army, but more of a swarm of aliens. They used to assimilate planets, but they have started a war against an even greater evil. I have recently joined them and have been able to retain my free will. These dominion assassins- *The Nydus Worm gets killed, and Blastoise gets ejected while you get pulled further down the worm, only to emerge from another one on an overlooking cliff, from where you see Blastoise and a copy of you getting dragged to an interrogation chamber. The Infestor from way earlier pops up right next to you and watches. *

(Neptune sees the imposter and Blastoise) Hey little guy, what the heck is going on. Is that supposed to me?

Infestor: That is actually a changeling, a zerg unit that can take on the appearance of others. *A dominion raven flies overhead* It would seem a as if our secret weapon has arrived. *The infestor suddenly tackles you onto the ground, narrowly pushing you out of the way of a piercing round, and a Dominion ghost appears behind you* Dominion ghost: You have caused too many problems for the dominion. *He lines up an armor-piercing shot* I’m gonna enjoy this… *The ghost stops for a second, and answers a transmission* Yeah, what is it… What do you mean “It made fools of us all? *At that moment, the raven shifts to a blue color instead of red, and 10 more ghosts are revealed surrounding you, but 20 hydralisks emerge from the ground, tearing all but one ro shreads* How did it betr- *The ghost gets cut off when he gets blown up by a seeker missile* Raven: HAVE YOU REQUESTED ASSISTANCE?

Yeah… That would be good dude. Wait.. Why would a changeling take on the form of me? And what the hecks happening to Blastoise down there?!

Infestor: The changeling is basically a “Dead ringer” to make the dominion assume that they have you. Blastoise has recently been infused with Zerg DNA to increase his healing and combat abilities. *A sound that seems to be a twisted cross between Blastoise’s cry and the roar of an Ultralisk emanates from the camp* Looks like our “friends” are about to get some problems.

Heh,heh,heh. You’re right there dude. Blastoise is gonna kick them into next week!

Infestor: Yeah… but with the stress of the moment, I’m not even sure if he’s going to stay rational or act on Zerg instincts. Remember, most Zerg are mindless creatures, and very few of us are able to think for ourselves. This is the first time Blastoise has gone through the transformation with so many hostiles in the area, so he could be going berserk- *The Infestor is interrupted by the changeling landing right in front of you* He’s definitely berserk. *He addresses the changeling* Get back to the hive. Changeling: It seems that the blastoise is hostile to anything that is not Zerg. I’ll report back to- *The changeling gets crushed underfoot by a dominion Thor* Thor pilot: Time to go to wherever you Zerg go when you die! *The thor aims one of it’s cannons at you* I’m going to enjoy watching you suffer!

Alright that’s it! (He launches a full power hydro pump at the Thor, causing it to gain a giant hole in the middle and fall apart.) Alright, now what are we gonna do about Blast? We can’t just leave him there or we’ll be next!

Raven: THERE IS A PROTOSS WARP SIGNATURE IN THE AREA. WE NEED TO DISTRACT BLASTOISE UNTIL OUR REINFORCEMENTS ARRIVE. WHEN THAT HAPPENS, INFESTOR WILL IMPLANT A ZERG SIGNATURE INTO YOU. *You hear the robotic sound of the Thor’s computer behind you* Thor AI: Immortality Protocol activated *Robotic arms extend from the wreckage of the Thor, and start repairing it* Thor Pilot: Try that again, penguin! *The Thor aims it’s two arm-mounted cannons and it’s four shoulder-mounted cannons at you, ready to fire if you attack again. At the same time, Blastoise is now charging towards you, and there isn’t much time before he will reach the clifftop you are on*

Oh Arceus! What do i do? (With no other choice Neptune jumps off the cliff, sliding down using his sharp flippers) Catch me if you can!

*The Thor jumps down in front of the cliff and aims at you, but then the Infestor gets the Thor with a Neural Parasite* Thor Pilot: ASSIMILATION SUCCESSFUL*The Thor turns around and meets the rampaging blastoise head-on and pushes it back. At the same time, a warp rift appears next to the fight* Blastoise: GRRRRRRAAAAAA! *He manages to crush the Thor into pieces before turning towards you, while the silhouette of a large object appears in the warp rift*

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(Neptune is just wandering around a lake somewhere) Geez I’m bored. When will something just happen? (He slumps onto a rock)image

*A bullet whizzed past Neptune’s head, but before the mystery sniper could get another…


I’m fine. Just confused. How the heck did I get here?

Infested Marine: As soon as our overseers reported dominion assassins converging on your location, we sent a nudes worm to your location. My fellow infested Terrans are setting up an ambush as we speak, but we don’t have access to the advanced Zerg strains, and we only have infested marines.


Okay… Hey Blast, I never knew you were part of an army.

Blastoise: It’s not exactly an army, but more of a swarm of aliens. They used to assimilate planets, but they have started a war against an even greater evil. I have recently joined them and have been able to retain my free will. These dominion assassins- *The Nydus Worm gets killed, and Blastoise gets ejected while you get pulled further down the worm, only to emerge from another one on an overlooking cliff, from where you see Blastoise and a copy of you getting dragged to an interrogation chamber. The Infestor from way earlier pops up right next to you and watches. *

(Neptune sees the imposter and Blastoise) Hey little guy, what the heck is going on. Is that supposed to me?

Infestor: That is actually a changeling, a zerg unit that can take on the appearance of others. *A dominion raven flies overhead* It would seem a as if our secret weapon has arrived. *The infestor suddenly tackles you onto the ground, narrowly pushing you out of the way of a piercing round, and a Dominion ghost appears behind you* Dominion ghost: You have caused too many problems for the dominion. *He lines up an armor-piercing shot* I’m gonna enjoy this… *The ghost stops for a second, and answers a transmission* Yeah, what is it… What do you mean “It made fools of us all? *At that moment, the raven shifts to a blue color instead of red, and 10 more ghosts are revealed surrounding you, but 20 hydralisks emerge from the ground, tearing all but one ro shreads* How did it betr- *The ghost gets cut off when he gets blown up by a seeker missile* Raven: HAVE YOU REQUESTED ASSISTANCE?

Yeah… That would be good dude. Wait.. Why would a changeling take on the form of me? And what the hecks happening to Blastoise down there?!

Infestor: The changeling is basically a “Dead ringer” to make the dominion assume that they have you. Blastoise has recently been infused with Zerg DNA to increase his healing and combat abilities. *A sound that seems to be a twisted cross between Blastoise’s cry and the roar of an Ultralisk emanates from the camp* Looks like our “friends” are about to get some problems.

Heh,heh,heh. You’re right there dude. Blastoise is gonna kick them into next week!

Infestor: Yeah… but with the stress of the moment, I’m not even sure if he’s going to stay rational or act on Zerg instincts. Remember, most Zerg are mindless creatures, and very few of us are able to think for ourselves. This is the first time Blastoise has gone through the transformation with so many hostiles in the area, so he could be going berserk- *The Infestor is interrupted by the changeling landing right in front of you* He’s definitely berserk. *He addresses the changeling* Get back to the hive. Changeling: It seems that the blastoise is hostile to anything that is not Zerg. I’ll report back to- *The changeling gets crushed underfoot by a dominion Thor* Thor pilot: Time to go to wherever you Zerg go when you die! *The thor aims one of it’s cannons at you* I’m going to enjoy watching you suffer!

Alright that’s it! (He launches a full power hydro pump at the Thor, causing it to gain a giant hole in the middle and fall apart.) Alright, now what are we gonna do about Blast? We can’t just leave him there or we’ll be next!

Raven: THERE IS A PROTOSS WARP SIGNATURE IN THE AREA. WE NEED TO DISTRACT BLASTOISE UNTIL OUR REINFORCEMENTS ARRIVE. WHEN THAT HAPPENS, INFESTOR WILL IMPLANT A ZERG SIGNATURE INTO YOU. *You hear the robotic sound of the Thor’s computer behind you* Thor AI: Immortality Protocol activated *Robotic arms extend from the wreckage of the Thor, and start repairing it* Thor Pilot: Try that again, penguin! *The Thor aims it’s two arm-mounted cannons and it’s four shoulder-mounted cannons at you, ready to fire if you attack again. At the same time, Blastoise is now charging towards you, and there isn’t much time before he will reach the clifftop you are on*

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(Neptune is just wandering around a lake somewhere) Geez I’m bored. When will something just happen? (He slumps onto a rock)image

*A bullet whizzed past Neptune’s head, but before the mystery sniper could get another…


I’m fine. Just confused. How the heck did I get here?

Infested Marine: As soon as our overseers reported dominion assassins converging on your location, we sent a nudes worm to your location. My fellow infested Terrans are setting up an ambush as we speak, but we don’t have access to the advanced Zerg strains, and we only have infested marines.


Okay… Hey Blast, I never knew you were part of an army.

Blastoise: It’s not exactly an army, but more of a swarm of aliens. They used to assimilate planets, but they have started a war against an even greater evil. I have recently joined them and have been able to retain my free will. These dominion assassins- *The Nydus Worm gets killed, and Blastoise gets ejected while you get pulled further down the worm, only to emerge from another one on an overlooking cliff, from where you see Blastoise and a copy of you getting dragged to an interrogation chamber. The Infestor from way earlier pops up right next to you and watches. *

(Neptune sees the imposter and Blastoise) Hey little guy, what the heck is going on. Is that supposed to me?

Infestor: That is actually a changeling, a zerg unit that can take on the appearance of others. *A dominion raven flies overhead* It would seem a as if our secret weapon has arrived. *The infestor suddenly tackles you onto the ground, narrowly pushing you out of the way of a piercing round, and a Dominion ghost appears behind you* Dominion ghost: You have caused too many problems for the dominion. *He lines up an armor-piercing shot* I’m gonna enjoy this… *The ghost stops for a second, and answers a transmission* Yeah, what is it… What do you mean “It made fools of us all? *At that moment, the raven shifts to a blue color instead of red, and 10 more ghosts are revealed surrounding you, but 20 hydralisks emerge from the ground, tearing all but one ro shreads* How did it betr- *The ghost gets cut off when he gets blown up by a seeker missile* Raven: HAVE YOU REQUESTED ASSISTANCE?

Yeah… That would be good dude. Wait.. Why would a changeling take on the form of me? And what the hecks happening to Blastoise down there?!

Infestor: The changeling is basically a “Dead ringer” to make the dominion assume that they have you. Blastoise has recently been infused with Zerg DNA to increase his healing and combat abilities. *A sound that seems to be a twisted cross between Blastoise’s cry and the roar of an Ultralisk emanates from the camp* Looks like our “friends” are about to get some problems.

Heh,heh,heh. You’re right there dude. Blastoise is gonna kick them into next week!

Infestor: Yeah… but with the stress of the moment, I’m not even sure if he’s going to stay rational or act on Zerg instincts. Remember, most Zerg are mindless creatures, and very few of us are able to think for ourselves. This is the first time Blastoise has gone through the transformation with so many hostiles in the area, so he could be going berserk- *The Infestor is interrupted by the changeling landing right in front of you* He’s definitely berserk. *He addresses the changeling* Get back to the hive. Changeling: It seems that the blastoise is hostile to anything that is not Zerg. I’ll report back to- *The changeling gets crushed underfoot by a dominion Thor* Thor pilot: Time to go to wherever you Zerg go when you die! *The thor aims one of it’s cannons at you* I’m going to enjoy watching you suffer!

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(Neptune is just wandering around a lake somewhere) Geez I’m bored. When will something just happen? (He slumps onto a rock)image

*A bullet whizzed past Neptune’s head, but before the mystery sniper could get another…


I’m fine. Just confused. How the heck did I get here?

Infested Marine: As soon as our overseers reported dominion assassins converging on your location, we sent a nudes worm to your location. My fellow infested Terrans are setting up an ambush as we speak, but we don’t have access to the advanced Zerg strains, and we only have infested marines.


Okay… Hey Blast, I never knew you were part of an army.

Blastoise: It’s not exactly an army, but more of a swarm of aliens. They used to assimilate planets, but they have started a war against an even greater evil. I have recently joined them and have been able to retain my free will. These dominion assassins- *The Nydus Worm gets killed, and Blastoise gets ejected while you get pulled further down the worm, only to emerge from another one on an overlooking cliff, from where you see Blastoise and a copy of you getting dragged to an interrogation chamber. The Infestor from way earlier pops up right next to you and watches. *

(Neptune sees the imposter and Blastoise) Hey little guy, what the heck is going on. Is that supposed to me?

Infestor: That is actually a changeling, a zerg unit that can take on the appearance of others. *A dominion raven flies overhead* It would seem a as if our secret weapon has arrived. *The infestor suddenly tackles you onto the ground, narrowly pushing you out of the way of a piercing round, and a Dominion ghost appears behind you* Dominion ghost: You have caused too many problems for the dominion. *He lines up an armor-piercing shot* I’m gonna enjoy this… *The ghost stops for a second, and answers a transmission* Yeah, what is it… What do you mean “It made fools of us all? *At that moment, the raven shifts to a blue color instead of red, and 10 more ghosts are revealed surrounding you, but 20 hydralisks emerge from the ground, tearing all but one ro shreads* How did it betr- *The ghost gets cut off when he gets blown up by a seeker missile* Raven: HAVE YOU REQUESTED ASSISTANCE?

Yeah… That would be good dude. Wait.. Why would a changeling take on the form of me? And what the hecks happening to Blastoise down there?!

Infestor: The changeling is basically a “Dead ringer” to make the dominion assume that they have you. Blastoise has recently been infused with Zerg DNA to increase his healing and combat abilities. *A sound that seems to be a twisted cross between Blastoise’s cry and the roar of an Ultralisk emanates from the camp* Looks like our “friends” are about to get some problems.

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(Neptune is just wandering around a lake somewhere) Geez I’m bored. When will something just happen? (He slumps onto a rock)image

*A bullet whizzed past Neptune’s head, but before the mystery sniper could get another…


I’m fine. Just confused. How the heck did I get here?

Infested Marine: As soon as our overseers reported dominion assassins converging on your location, we sent a nudes worm to your location. My fellow infested Terrans are setting up an ambush as we speak, but we don’t have access to the advanced Zerg strains, and we only have infested marines.


Okay… Hey Blast, I never knew you were part of an army.

Blastoise: It’s not exactly an army, but more of a swarm of aliens. They used to assimilate planets, but they have started a war against an even greater evil. I have recently joined them and have been able to retain my free will. These dominion assassins- *The Nydus Worm gets killed, and Blastoise gets ejected while you get pulled further down the worm, only to emerge from another one on an overlooking cliff, from where you see Blastoise and a copy of you getting dragged to an interrogation chamber. The Infestor from way earlier pops up right next to you and watches. *

(Neptune sees the imposter and Blastoise) Hey little guy, what the heck is going on. Is that supposed to me?

Infestor: That is actually a changeling, a zerg unit that can take on the appearance of others. *A dominion raven flies overhead* It would seem a as if our secret weapon has arrived. *The infestor suddenly tackles you onto the ground, narrowly pushing you out of the way of a piercing round, and a Dominion ghost appears behind you* Dominion ghost: You have caused too many problems for the dominion. *He lines up an armor-piercing shot* I’m gonna enjoy this… *The ghost stops for a second, and answers a transmission* Yeah, what is it… What do you mean “It made fools of us all? *At that moment, the raven shifts to a blue color instead of red, and 10 more ghosts are revealed surrounding you, but 20 hydralisks emerge from the ground, tearing all but one ro shreads* How did it betr- *The ghost gets cut off when he gets blown up by a seeker missile* Raven: HAVE YOU REQUESTED ASSISTANCE?

Magic Anons
Gift: What's this! Muse found something strange on their doorstep and must keep it with them for at least six hours. Anon decides what it is they find.
Soul: Muse has become soul-bound to someone's s muse for a maximum of one week! Muse must send the other person at least 3 asks a day, and cannot deny any request given by that muse for at least three days. Anon decided who they're bound to. (negated if the other muse doesn't agree.)
Devotion: But my dear, I love you! Something has caused my muse to become overcome with an overwhelming need to prove their love to something or someone. Anon decides the duration, and who or what muse is in love with.
Wings: You can fly! Muse sprouts wings for up to a maximum of two weeks. Anon gets to choose how big they are( chicken wings anyone?)
Storm: A tiny storm cloud has decided to torment muse. Anon decides duration and the type of storm! It can be a regular storm, or you can have it rain something random. Rain rain, go away!
Glass: I knew those mime classes would pay off someday! Muse is stuck in an invisible 'glass box' for any duration the anon chooses.
Glamour: Muse thinks they are a famous celebrity or royalty for any duration the anon chooses up to one week. It's simply fabulous darling~
Jealous: Muse becomes extremely jealous of another muse for an extremely ridiculous reason of the anon's choosing. Can last up to five days max.
Power: Fear me mortals, for I am almighty! Mwahaha. Muse goes mad with power for as long as the anon wants.
Chaos: It's a mad house! A mad house I say! Muse's personality gets flipped backwards for three days. The timid turn mighty, the charismatic turn into downers, and straight characters get to kiss a girl/boy and like it.
Sin: Put this and one of the seven sins in muse's ask box, and they'll be consumed by it for five days. Gluttony, lust, pride, envy, greed, sloth, and wrath. Pick your poison~
Mirror: Muse turns into a narcissist for 24 hours. If they see another muse of the same character they have to flirt with them at least once.
Skin: Take it off! Muse's clothes have gone missing for any duration of the anon's choosing up to one week!
Tears: Muse can't stop crying. Anon decides for how long and for what reason they cry. I didn't mean to spill the milk! ;o;
Mercy: Groveling time! Muse thinks they've done something wrong and need to apologize for everything and beg forgiveness.
Child: Do you know where my Mommy is? Muse turns into a toddler for a week.
Pride: Muse feels an inescapable need to boast about everything they do, even normal things. I mad toast this morning, how kickass am I?
Lie: Oh no, Pinocchio! Muse can't lie for however long anon decides.
Master: Muse must be submissive and give into any demands they're given for 5 hours. I'll do anything to please you...Master.
Addiction: WHERE MY DRUGS AT MAN. Muse is addicted to a substance of some kind for 24 hours. Anon decided what they're addicted to.
Blood: You monster. Muse is a blood thirsty sociopath for 24 hours.
Justice: Muse thinks they're a superhero for however long the anon decides, and they must 'save' everything! Jeeze, these tights are tight!
Regret: Muse regrets everything they do for five hours. Oh the shame!
Mask: Costume party? Muse is stuck wearing a costume of the anons choice for a up to a week.
Secret: Muse cannot speak the truth for 24 hours, thinking they'll let slip an important secret! Hide the documents!
Grieve: Muse thinks that someone or something they care for is gone forever, and will ignore any evidence to the contrary. Anon specify how long it lasts.
Moon: One small step for man,a giant leap for muse-kind. Muse must live in zero-gravity for 24 hours.
Silence: What did you say? Muse goes mute and can only communicate in gifs and descriptive text. No dialogue. Anon decides duration.
Pray: Muse is tormented by spirits/is an spirit for 24 hours. if they become an spirit, they cannot be seen, and must haunt someones askbox until they turn back.
Pure: Sex? What's that? Muse suddenly has the mentality of a three year old, and can't understand anything 'adult'. Anon decides the duration.
Hate: Muse suddenly despises someone or something they previously liked, for 24 hours. Anon decides who or what they hate.
Snow: Jack Frost isn't whose nipping at your nose~ Muse is inexplicably turned into a winter spirit for three days. He can't be seen by anyone during this time.
Cold: I'm covered in purple spots! Muse is sick for the next week. Anon decides how severe the illness is and what symptoms.
Beauty: Man, I feel like a ...woman? Muse suddenly switches genders. Anon decides the duration.
Twisted: Muse is turned into an evil version of themselves, or if bad, they turn good. Through the looking glass.
Obsession: Muse is being followed by an obsessive stalker who is slowly going crazier and crazier. Anon decides for how long.
Break: My Leg! Muse has broken their leg and now needs help to take care of themselves and get around. Lasts for a week.
Control: Muse loses control of their actions and are controlled by an outside force. Anon decides for how long and whether the outside force controlling the muse is good or not.
Scar: Muse is now planning to overthrow a kingdom or ruling party in their universe. Lasts for 24 hours.
Fall: Oh no, a cliff hanger! Muse if trapped on the side of a cliff or somewhere high up with no way of escaping. Lasts for 3 days.
Same: Muse is suddenly turned into another character! Anon decides who they now look like and for how long.
Someone: Now you're just somebody that I used to know~ Muse cannot remember anything about a single person for one week. Anon decides who it is they cannot remember.
Love: Muse is suddenly madly in love with another person! Anon decides who it is. If already in love with that person, they fall out of it. All is fair in love and war after all!
Conflict: Muse suddenly feels as if they are in the middle of a massive war! Anon decides for how long. Get your guns!
Morning: Oh shit,is there a tiger in the bathroom?! Muse wakes up the morning after a rough night of drinking, and has no idea what is going on. Lasts for one week or until the muse figures out what happened last night.
Night: A wishing star! Anon gets to make a wish and muse has to accommodate it.
Pale: Muse becomes a vampire (and not the sparkly variety) for 3 days. Anon gets to decide if they are the regular blood sucking variety, or if they crave something different. Well this sucks.
Sorrow: Muse becomes incredibly depressed for 24 hours, and can only respond to things pessimistically. I'm a cup half empty kind of person.
Joy: I have cancer?Hurray! Muse is extremely peppy/hyperactive and reacts to everything in an inappropriately happy way.
Pain: Muse is in an extremely large amount of pain for no apparent or fixable reason. Put me out of my misery.
Fear: Anon gets to name something, and muse will have an extremely debilitating phobia of it for one week. Bonus points if it's something ridiculous.
Rage: Muse becomes consumed in an uncontrolable rage and goes on a rampage in other people's ask boxes for 24 hours. MUSE SMASH!
Terrible: Something bad happens to muse. Anon decides what it is.
Game: Muse is somehow cast into a Hunger Games type scenario, and if they somehow survive they get a fabulous prize. Anon decides what prize they get if they win.
Gun: I'm going to jump it! Anon tells muse a word and a character, and they make an unreasonable assumption based on it.
Mess: Muse is now filthy and needs someone to help them clean off. You dirty boy you!
Hero: Muse is put into a dangerous situation and can only be saved by another person. Anon decides what the situation is. I need a hero!
Memory: Dude where's my....who am I again? Muse loses there memory and can't remember anything at all. Anon decides the duration.
Exile: You've been kicked off the island. Muse is exiled from their home.
Dress: Muse has to wear clothes from the opposite gender for three days. If muse is male, they muse wear a flamboyant dress. If muse is female, they wear a man's tux or suit. This includes underwear as well. Feel the breeze!
Leather: Muse must wear a leash and collar for three days. If an RPer sends this, they must be their slave for those three days. Be gentle with me...
Treasure: Muse finds a treasure map and becomes a pirate! Anon decides the duration. A pirates life for me~
Hidden: Something important of the muse's can be lost. It can be something they own, or something they've given another character. Where did I put that again?
Dirty: Muse becomes a sexual deviant for 5 hours. Spread 'em baby~
Water: SHARKS! Muse becomes lost at sea for one week.
Legend: Muse has to go on a quest to find a legendary treasure. It is dangerous and extremely hard to get to, guarded by a dragon. Anon decides what the treasure is.
Fire: Burn, baby, burn! Muse breathes fire whenever they open their mouths for the next 24 hours.
Paradise: Muse is stuck on a deserted island by themselves for one week. At least I have you Winston.
White: Muse is stuck in the white room of an insane asylum for 24 hours. I'm not crazy! The purple ferrets are!
Breathe: Muse is a mermaid.merman for three days, and can't breathe above water. Under the sea~
Find: No leaving the nest! Muse is found by a curious giant bird and it adopts them for three days.
Dance: Muse must dance with everyone they see for 24 hours. Everybody salsa!
Roses: Muse must propose to everyone they see, regardless of gender or species, for 24 hours. Will you be mine?
Black: Muse does blind for one week. Who turned out the lights?
Heart: You assume I care why? Muse cannot feel or express any emotions for 24 hours.
Red: Muse is easily flustered and skittish. Anon decides for how long. S-senpai noticed m-m-me!
Murder: Don't shoot! Muse is paranoid and thinks a serial killer is stalking them for three days.
Worthless: Muse becomes completely powerless for three days! If muse is normally powerless, they get super strength for thee days! Why am I so pointless?
Relax: Muse wins a vacation to somewhere exotic and gets to take another person with them. Spring break woohoo!
Ocean: Muse is turned into a sea creature. Anon decides what kind, and for how long. Under the sea~
Winter: Ice burn! Muse is now lost in a snow storm and must survive for three days!
Bed: Muse now has narcolepsy and falls asleep at random for three days.
Nighty night!
Call: Muse is suddenly feral and acts like wild animal. Alternatively, they actually become a wild animal.Anon decides for how long. It's the call of the wild!
Return: Someone from Muse's past comes back. I missed you!
Shy: Muse is incredibly shy and clingy for three days. Don't l-look at m-me like that S-senpai-san.
Fast: Muse is suddenly unable to stop moving, and must run constantly. Anon decides on the duration.
Alone: I'm so lonely without you...Muse is stuck alone as the only survivor in a deserted city for three days.
Enjoy: Muse is easily entertained by something stupid for 24 hours. Anon decides what it is.
Wait: Muse is promised their greatest wish if they can wait, but they cannot interact with the person they love while they do. Anon decides how long it lasts.
Mild: Super spicy! Muse feels like their mouth is on fire and only kisses make it stop. Anon decides how long it lasts.
Tired: Muse is suddenly very drowsy and lethargic and feels the need to cuddle with everyone, even their enemies. Muse decides duration. I think I need a hug.
Favorite: A favorite thing of Muse's is destroyed or Muse can no longer get to it. Anon decides what that favorite is and for how long.
Eyes: Muse has lost their depth perception and balance for 24 hours. I can't see straight!
Pet: Me-OW! Muse is turned into an animal of some kind for three days.
Eat: Muse get's the stomach flu, and is unable to eat without being forced to vomit it back up again for three days. I don't feel so hot.
Easy: Muse now has extreme difficulty doing something they are normally good at. But WHY can't I repeat the alphabet?
Book: Quiet in the library! Muse is now stuck inside a storybook, and what happens is decided by the askbox. Lasts until the story finishes.
Different: Something obvious about muse is different from normal, such as their hair being a new color, or their clothes suddenly shifting to something unusual. Change is good.
Home: Muse is deluded into thinking they are now in a family with someone, and insists on 'playing family' with them for three days. The twist-they think they are the opposite role than they should be, as in =male muse is mommy, female muse is daddy, child muse is the parent.Now put the apron on!
Complete: Muse must be in a relationship with someone or they begin to have a panic attack. Lasts for however long the anon wants.

neptune-the-empoleon:

blastoiseblue:

neptune-the-empoleon:

askneptunetheempoleon:

blastoiseblue:

askneptunetheempoleon:

(Neptune is just wandering around a lake somewhere) Geez I’m bored. When will something just happen? (He slumps onto a rock)image

*A bullet whizzed past Neptune’s head, but before the mystery sniper could get another…


I’m fine. Just confused. How the heck did I get here?

Infested Marine: As soon as our overseers reported dominion assassins converging on your location, we sent a nudes worm to your location. My fellow infested Terrans are setting up an ambush as we speak, but we don’t have access to the advanced Zerg strains, and we only have infested marines.


Okay… Hey Blast, I never knew you were part of an army.

Blastoise: It’s not exactly an army, but more of a swarm of aliens. They used to assimilate planets, but they have started a war against an even greater evil. I have recently joined them and have been able to retain my free will. These dominion assassins- *The Nydus Worm gets killed, and Blastoise gets ejected while you get pulled further down the worm, only to emerge from another one on an overlooking cliff, from where you see Blastoise and a copy of you getting dragged to an interrogation chamber. The Infestor from way earlier pops up right next to you and watches. *